companies food rant

wtf dominos

Over the past two months I’ve attempted to order from domino’s pizza 3 times. None of them was successful.

Attempt #1 – shoprunner broken. the only real reason to have shoprunner is free domino’s delivery
Attempt #2 – after wasting 30 minutes trying to order, I try another browser and it tells me my location isn’t taking web orders and every other location is carry out.
Attempt #3 – once again, I go to checkout and the little progress bar shows up on the screen. And stays there. A few minutes later an error shows up saying that if the problem persists to call a phone number. I try again. Same problem. Okay, let’s try another browser. What do you know, the store isn’t taking web orders again.

wtf is wrong with my local domino’s? After ordering online for years it is now completely screwed up. Of course every time I try to order I’m in a hurry and you waste 30 minutes of my life. And then I have to deal with a house full of starving, grumpy people. You suck. Get your act together. Roll back your code to when it worked. I will never know if you do, though. I’m done. Even though I like the taste of your pizza better, I’m ordering from Papa John’s or driving to Little Caeser’s from now on.

etc. food products rave

meat business cards, wtf?

tasty business
tasty business

This one is, dare I say, kind of cool. It definitely made me say wtf? It’s business cards made from beef jerky. The guys at Meat Cards take 100% tasty beef jerky and use a 150 watt CO2 to burn in all of your vital details. They hope to work out the logistics soon so that they can┬ásell this new must have for business professionals. It’s meat for when you meet.


Napkins. WTF!

How come when I’m in the Chevy and creep off the boulevard to grab a burger at the drive-thru, the guy working the fries completes my order by loading seventeen napkins into my bag? Am I supposed to leave a trail of napkins on the road as I leave so that I can find the restaurant next time I’m hungry? Should I upholster the interior with these napkins? Does this dude think I’m an uncoordinated slob? F-U!! *double birds*

companies food

wtf is g?

Just some stupid gatorade ad campaign.